8 STAINS THIS PUMP WILL SEND PACKING
life is full of spills, splashes, splatters and splotches. and some of the resulting stains can be difficult to dislodge. luckily, our ultra-concentrated laundry detergent specializes in stubborn stain removal. plus, the easy-to-use pump makes it the perfect detergent for pre-treating. simply follow the instructions on the label, and say sayonara to these pesky stains:
1. WRETCHED RED WINE
red wine may cause a red face, but getting sloppy with the syrah does not mean you need to suffer from red clothing. if you give the spill some immediate attention, there won’t be a need to cry over it.
2. BEASTLY BLOOD
accidents will happen. and sometimes they can get a little bloody. but once you’ve treated the injury, just leave bloodstained clothing to us. now, you and your clothes can make a complete recovery.
3. CATASTROPHIC COFFEE
lost your grip on your latte? yeah, spilled coffee can really mocha mess. but worry not, we have what it takes to get the java out of your jeans. or the tea out of your t-shirt, if that’s your preferred beverage to spill.
4. GRUESOME GRASS
grimy, green grass stains are usually a sign you’ve been having some healthy outdoor fun. when the good times are over, pump a small amount of detergent on the stain and work it gently into the stain before washing as usual. good-bye grass
5. KLUTZY KETCHUP
are your little squirts getting clumsy with the condiments? no worries. our little squirt can take out tomato ketchup and make mustard vanish. hot dog!
6. ORNERY OLIVE OIL
the recipe may have called for a splash of olive oil, but it was supposed to go into the pan, not onto your pants. luckily, we know exactly what can handle the oiliest globs.
7. ICKY ICE CREAM
i scream, you scream, we all scream when a scoop of chocolate ice cream misses your mouth and lands on your lap. while we can’t stop you from shivering, we can help you with the aftermath.
8. FIENDISH FRUIT
mmmm, succulent strawberries and plump peaches, full of delicious, sweet, sticky juice that runs down your chin and all over your favorite top. now you know what will remove the mess, so you can enjoy your fave fruit without fear.