12 days of cleaning

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houseguests. dinner parties. a family brunch. we know the holidays can get messy. so we wrote this song for you to sing while you clean. by the way, we think mops make really good microphones.

 

on the first day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the second day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the third day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the fourth day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the fifth day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
five coffee rings
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the sixth day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
six sinks for wiping
five coffee rings
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the seventh day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
seven floors for mopping
six sinks for wiping
five coffee rings
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the eighth day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
eight pans for scrubbing
seven floors for mopping
six sinks for wiping
five coffee rings
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the ninth day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
nine lamps for dusting
eight pans for scrubbing
seven floors for mopping
six sinks for wiping
five coffee rings
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the tenth day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
ten mirrors for shining
nine lamps for dusting
eight pans for scrubbing
seven floors for mopping
six sinks for wiping
five coffee rings
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the eleventh day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
eleven plates for washing
ten mirrors for shining
nine lamps for dusting
eight pans for scrubbing
seven floors for mopping
six sinks for wiping
five coffee rings
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

 

 

on the twelfth day of cleaning
my houseguests left for me
twelve chairs for buffing
eleven plates for washing
ten mirrors for shining
nine lamps for dusting
eight pans for scrubbing
seven floors for mopping
six sinks for wiping
five coffee rings
four wine-stained sofas
three sticky tables
two filthy bathrooms
and a pile of sheets and towels to laundry

we’re here to make your holidays merry and bright.
season’s greetings from your friends at method.

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